Monday, October 20, 2014

Touche'

 Touché-absolutely hilarious!! []
 
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and 
quite a few glasses of single malt there after.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he has just been arrested.

The Englishman answers With humour:  No! Do you know that this is a British car and that my wife is the driver... on the other side???
 
 

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Rules Of Engagement For Resisting The Police State – Should We Just Follow Orders?
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Bug In Or Bug Out? Why Conventional Wisdom May Be Wrong
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If there is one thing we all know -- it's criminals do NOT follow the law. 
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But career politicians up in their ivory towers on Capitol Hill still think it's a good idea to Federally mandate "Target Rich" areas commonly called "gun free" zones.
Of course, the only people who follow the "no guns" rule in these areas are law abiding citizens like you and I.
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Monday, October 20 2014
For pro-life news updated throughout the day, visit LifeNews.com.
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Mother in Coma Heard Everything, Was Scared They’d Turn Off Her Life Support
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Mom’s Heartbreaking Letter to Her Premature Twins: “I Pray You’ll Forget Every Tube, Every Shot”
Abortion Activist: De-Funding Planned Parenthood a Bigger Threat Than Ebola
Euthanasia Activist Starves Herself to Death to Promote Assisted Suicide
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Leading Pro-Life Activist’s Wife Scheduled to Terminate Her Pregnancy
Abortion Activists Use Junk Science to Attempt to Disprove How Abortion Hurts Women
Couple’s Heartbreaking Tale of Miscarriage Gives Contrast to Abortion
Will the Supreme Court Uphold Texas’ Pro-Life Law That Saved Babies From Abortion?
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6 Best Survival Guns
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Finding the Best Survival Footwear
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Lieutenant Dan in “Forrest Gump” had two standing orders for his platoon: always take care of your feet, and don’t get yourself killed.
Pretty good advice, I’d say.
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Ebola is here.


1 Weird Trick To Surviving Ebola


Dear Patriot,

Look, you and I both know it ...
This Ebola thing is out of control!

It basically melts your organs from the inside, causing you to bleed out through your eyes and nose.

And now that Obama and his incompetent fools at the CDC have let it show up on our soil, there’s no stopping it.

Look at how the government responded to hurricane Katrina a few years back. The whole thing was botched from the start.

Look at how they bailed out the banks, providing golden parachutes for their CEO friends while you and I are stuck with savings accounts that don’t pay squat.
The CDC is no better. They've already been exposed as utter frauds. A PhD found a major cover up that the CDC made early decisions on drugs that actually hurt our children.

And their complete and utter screw ups with this Ebola breakout will prove to be the same…
And trust me, this is no normal virus ...

The Bubonic Plague from the Middle Ages
Only Killed A Third Of Those Infected ...

Ebola Kills As Much As 90%!

If you’re like me, then you believe they shouldn’t have let planes from Africa into our great country in the first place.

But now that they have, you and I both know that the Feds are keeping this all hush-hush. We’re being lied to. They want us to keep calm and carry on.

But believe me, it’s worse than we imagine.

Just consider…

They said Ebola had been diagnosed in Dallas, Texas.
First, they said this Dallas patient had contact with just a “few” people.

Then the number grew to 12-18 people…

Then up to 80 people…

Now it’s up to 100 people who may have been affected.

That’s 100 loyal Americans that are being watched twice a day by the CDC, having their temperature taken and privacy violated.

And it doesn’t stop there…

My guess?

That thousands were exposed…

Especially when you consider that this Patient flew from Liberia in to Dulles Airport in Washington DC -- one of America’s biggest transportation hubs.

Then on to Dallas, another major hub.

Hundreds were on those planes. Hundreds more have had contact with those passengers on those plans.

Point blank – we have the next major pandemic
on our hands here ...

Hundreds of thousands of innocent Americans could die – surpassing the death count of the Plague, or the Spanish Flu.
The CDC won't help you. The government won't help you. And the experimental drug, called ZMAPP, that they gave to the first American Ebola patients has completely run dry. The company that makes ZMAPP won't be able to make more for months.
This is serious. This is deadly. This is about... you.

Listen, you can’t just bury your head in the sand here. Because this is going to be much worse than we all imagine.

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Look, I wish there was no need to write a report like this.
But the reality is this:
*** Ebola is DEADLIER than the Bubonic Plague of the middle ages ...
*** About 75% of the health care workers fight Ebola in Africa are DEAD from the disease ...
*** Ebola is already here in the USA, and whether the media reports it or not, that first infected patient has already been in contact with HUNDREDS of people ...
*** Just like you would expect, Ebola cases are DOUBLING about every 21 days, the amount of time a person can take to show symptoms after being exposed ...

Even The Centers For Disease Control (CDC)
has predicted a worst-case scenario of
nearly 1.5 million cases of Ebola
by the end of January 2015!

If (and when) the infections spread ... and panic sets in ... we will most likely see entire cities or regions of the United States under military quarantine.
This is serious. And you need to prepare now.
The only question here is: are you ready to accept this reality and act accordingly?
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For Our Freedoms,


Caleb Lee


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